Saturday 2 April 2011

Things To Do At The Movie

1. Toss lots of popcorn around and shout "Hey, it's snowing!!" 
2. Hoot when the good man dies 
3. Begin talking on your mobile phone right when the film starts  
4. Point to the opening credits and comment, "That guy dies." 
5. Order pizza in middle of the movie 
6. Sit between couples 
7. Indifferently eat popcorn from other folks'  
8. Declare noisily to everyone in the theater that you are going to the toilet 
9. Take your own foodstuff such as soup and SLURP noisily  
10. Wear tall hats to obstruct other folks' view  
11. March in as if you are a big shot while dressed in the most disgraceful dresses; spandex should do the trick.

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