Kenyan hotel menus,,,,(Crazy Nairobian)

 

This was on a blackboard menu at a hotel in Bungoma town

   MENU
  Tonut na maantasi 5.00/=
Homelet Blain 4.50/=
Jai na zgonji 5.00/=
Tenku na ukali 6.00/=
Jabati Pantika 6.40/=
Gugu ya ingo 50.00/=
Gugu ya genjik 25.00/=
Mgade Poflo 6.50/=
Zdrungi kafu 1.50/=
Matonto na Mihoko 30.00/=
Zamagi ntoko 23.00/=  

This was seen in a Khakhameka (kakamega) kiosk

  Jayi shikombe ndoko 5/=
Jayi shikombe kupwa 7/=
Jabadi msima 10/=
Mandasi kitoko 5/=
Mkuu ya gugu 25/=
Gugu Kupwa msima 100/=
  Ukali mulima 15/=
Zubu wa msima 12/=
  Fiasi garanga (jips) 15/=
  Ukali wa mawimpi 11/= 
"Karipuni nyode pila jugi na vidina" "mkiyendako mruti tena azandeni"    And my personal favourite ... from a restaurant in Nyanza    Chai ukuombe muoto 5/=